Hello everyone in the podcast universe this is gayish the podcast that does not recognize the authority of Blake lively

What? It's because she's with your man right? Yeah, okay

No, it makes

bitch. I'm Mike Johnson. I'm Kyle Guts. And we're here to bridge the

gap between sexuality and actuality. And right now we're bridging that

gap out in beautiful index Washington. We are in index Washington which like I told

you yesterday gross to know these kinds of things but there's a very good

chance that I was conceived in index Washington. You don't want me to share this with the audience thing?

I didn't want you to share it with me much less. My mom that we were hanging out with

before she got fucked in the vagina here in 1978.

I just am consistently reminded that your family tells each other

way more than my family tells each other.

We came out here with a group of friends and we're spending Memorial Day weekend here and Mike while we're here we have some serious questions.

Yeah, yeah, we're trying to support our friends through some pretty difficult stuff that they're dealing with in their personal life.

Yeah, yeah, it's, you know, I don't know when exactly it started.

I don't know how it, you know, when each of them figured it out but they are all Dungeons and Dragons players.

Right, yeah.

Yeah.

It's rough, you know, when you know deep down from the moment you were born that this is just who you are. You play Dungeons and Dragons.

And they're all over 30. It's a little late in life to come out.

Yeah, yeah, they've missed out so much of their experience that they could have had at a younger age playing Dungeons and Dragons. Yeah. They've had to play Monopoly. Yeah, they've had to play Sorry. Yeah, yeah, and you know other kids got to play their games, but it just wasn't socially acceptable for them to follow their game playing passions.

Yeah, society can be a bitch like that.

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