Hello everyone in the podcast universe this is gayish the podcast that turned out to be dead the whole time

It's like the twist ending yep, but like so trite by now that it's just dumb. Yeah, spoiler alert in the sixth sense

The little boy was seeing a dead person the whole time. I thought you're gonna say the little boy was dead? The little boy was dead? No

He got real fat. Oh, did he? Haley Joel Osman? Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah. I mean when you have money and you can

buy all the Reese's pieces you want? I'm Mike Johnson. I'm Kyle Gets. And we're here to bridge

the gap between sexuality and actuality. And factuality. Yeah, so today we're going to talk about balls. We're going to talk about balls.

We're going to talk about balls. Or ball. I thought about that. We don't want to be judgmental of our of any no or one bald individuals or three bald I when I was doing research for this

Someone mentioned there was a porn out there with someone with three balls

People real nice to him like just like double-dick dude

I think well it's someone just mentioned and linked to the porn, which I got uncomfortable.

Like I couldn't click on it.

That's too nervous.

Do you want me to watch it for you?

I don't know. I will watch it for you here here I will watch that porn if you look at Dan's ball

is he okay so we have a guest star, Dan Patzer, on, who is your, was your best man at your gay

wedding and a friend from your fraternity from college.

My little bro at the fraternity.

Yeah, yeah.

And he has one ball.

That's right.

We've mentioned that before, but for any new listeners.

He's a one-balled Dan.

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