Gate-Keeping, Guest Bathroom Etiquette, Owen’s Birthday

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2023

⏱️ 109 minutes

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Summary

RJ City has returned and I need to talk about something I overheard when he used the guest bathroom at my house last month. Also he refuses to tell me the plot of a movie I'm not going to watch. Ken Reid is also here and he was once slapped because a parrot wolf-whistled and he got blamed. Plus Daniel and I are barely functioning because our son, who is having a birthday, no longer sleeps. Is it because newspapers are delivered at four in the morning. Everyone rudely shuts down my theory. We also do a round of Yes Please or Oh Puhleeze which leads to the greatest and most important ricotta question of our time. And I realize I've possibly been depriving my guests of the release they need from HGFY. We also talk about mortality. And an adoptable dog named Jackson!

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0:00.0	And now, live from Pod Cabin in Burbank, California, it's the Allison Rosen is your new best friend show.
0:08.6	Tonight, Allison welcomes a guest.
0:10.3	He's a comedian and avid collector of pop culture paraphernalia, including an original set of Mr. Belvedere's broken balls.
0:16.9	It's Ken Reed.
0:18.4	And he's a talk show host and defender of the polite customs and delicate sensibilities of professional wrestling.
0:24.6	It's RJ City.
0:26.2	Tone Zone is here to warn that if red states and blue states get a national divorce, it's never a good idea to send a national dick pick to your national tender date.
0:34.8	I'm Rosman Daniels.
0:35.8	Say it off.
0:36.3	I would love to bust and say hello to your best friend, Allison Rose.
1:04.4	Hello, my little good and plenty is welcome to another exciting episode of Allison Rosen is your new best friend that particular Carbo hydrate was sent in on Patreon.
1:11.9	Patreon by Tom Bossong and he specified only the fresh boxes.
1:17.6	And I will say my parents did go through a weird good and plenty phase, I don't know 15 years ago.
1:24.6	And I remember them discussing the huge difference between stale good and plenty's and fresh ones.
1:29.8	So Tom, I hear you.
1:30.9	Anyway, yes, I am on Patreon, all sorts of behind the scenes content.
1:35.3	You can see outtakes from videos.
1:37.0	You can see alternate photos we didn't use.
1:39.0	You can see the Thursday show.
1:41.0	So what you're hearing right now, you could be seeing it.
1:43.5	And it's extra exciting because one of the guest camera is like the phasing in and out.
1:48.7	So all of a sudden they in the middle of talking, they turn into an awhavity.
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