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twisting your mind with pets Celtics and bays

They'll also talk socks and out of damn things

Just call them up on this Saturday.

Gaspur, Marie, Gaspard, and Murray.

Just call them up on this Saturday.

Gaspers, hey, Mari, Gaspers, and Mari.

Gaspers, and Mari.

Gaspard, Mare, Gaspur, Gaspur. Gasper. Gasper. Gasper.

Gasper and Murray,

now at our new time for the foreseeable future, 10 to 1 here on 985, the Sports Hub coming you from the Town Fair Tire Studio. Good morning, Chris. You're all wiped down, ready to go. Yep, all wiped down. I don't know. How long was that? Was that six minutes of me wiping down? Like literally six consecutive minutes of me just. What it takes. Scrubbing. Do you think any of it makes a difference?

Probably not. That's what I was thinking. It makes this is probably not saving me in any way. It makes a difference for your psyche, and I think that's what matters most right now. It's a complete placebo effect. Well, it's just like you were telling me before we started, you ordered a mask. I, too, ordered a bunch of masks on eBay, which was probably me just putting money out into the ether.

Those masks will never arrive.

But... ordered a mask. I too ordered a bunch of masks on eBay, which was probably me just putting money out into the ether. Those masks will never arrive. But I will feel better if and when the masks arrive because now we've been told by the CDC, although just three weeks ago it said it didn't matter if you wore the mask. Now you have to wear the mask. So the paranoid part of me is like, well, what do they really know? And why we need the masks now when we didn't need them before? Or is this just a way for big mask and 3M to get more money? Like I got to, you know, but whatever. We got to follow the lead of the scientists in the CDC, right? So now we need the masks. I've bought the masks. I hope. Again, eBay, very sketchy place. A lot of great area. You'll never see those. I know that. No, I know. I'll never see them. And if you do, you'll get them and it will turn out like they're literally made out of like tissue paper. Oh, of course. Yeah. Where did you get yours? So it's funny you say that. You're going to laugh at me. So I, after I did the show, Felger and Maz last night, I read what

everybody else read. And I was like, I could get these masks. And I was like having the hardest time finding, like, where is he going to get these masks? So you're looking on Etsy and some other places. So in typical Chris Gasper fashion, I found a story on GQ about where you can buy masks. So I got a pack of five from Citizens of Humanity, which normally makes jeans.

So I will have five designer masks on the... masks, so I got a pack of five from Citizens of Humanity, which normally makes jeans.

So I will have five designer masks on their way, hopefully.

It's beyond perfect.

It's like the perfect Chris Gaspard thing.

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