Hello, everyone, and welcome to another episode of Getting Hammered. I'm your host,

Mary Catherine Ham. I'm here with my co-host, Vic Mattis, of the Washington Free Beacon. We are

your morning show for any hour.

And you know what?

You guys really like our goof around shows.

So we're going to goof around a little bit today.

Not drunk.

We're not doing that today.

But we are going to taste some gas station delicacies.

We have a variety of slim jimms and other jerkeys to try for you guys while we're chatting about the dumbest news I could find.

So we're going to do that.

So we will do it off mic.

We're not going to chew in your ears.

But if you're sensitive to that kind of thing, just have that volume button ready, you know?

And if you're into it, turn it up.

ASMR jerky. That's us. Anyway, before we get to that, Vic, all the important stuff we're doing,

how are things going for you? Hello, Mary Catherine. Going well, a little bit tired. So my son has a

learner's permit, and he's on his way to getting his license and see you have to take these lessons and, you know, the whole thing. It's different now

than when we were growing up. Right. You actually have to like log in hours of daytime driving,

nighttime driving for some reason. And like when we took it, I don't know about you, you just

take the test. You take a written test and you do driver's ed, and then you go

to the DMV. Yes. Which is the most nervous I've been for any test in my life by them. For any

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