Garth Brooks: Friends In Low Places
Sofa King Podcast
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🗓️ 18 December 2025
⏱️ 73 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Tom might be a serial. |
| 0:01.6 | That's true. |
| 0:02.2 | Mutually. |
| 0:02.6 | Maybe Tom's hung like a fucking horse. |
| 0:04.7 | We don't know how big his dick is. |
| 0:06.0 | We just know that Garth definitely has a big dick. Right. Tom's stoned. Yes. Really, really, so what does Tom's dick have to do that his brant? I'm just saying he could also have a big dick and they could bond through their big dicks because he stoned it. was an icebreaker and he said nice dick bro and then he pulls his out and garr's like |
| 0:22.3 | i think i mean based on the cards, I'm going to assume that he's got a moderate dick. Somebody has to win. Because otherwise the card would say a big or small. Like it gave him no qualified average. Average. Average. Yeah. But somebody has to has to win i mean this is a fight |
| 0:38.9 | to the death i think it's going to garth you think it's going to garth you think it's going to garth |
| 0:42.6 | tom's really really stone he's just going to be giggling he's not aggressive he's like a guard's |
| 0:47.1 | going to be out there like a like a and he's a serial killer he's already a serial killer |
| 0:52.8 | is he killing people with his dick not his mo though, though. It's not his MO, but I mean, this is, they're, they're in it to the death. That's true. And if he's in on his home turf, like he's on his ranch. Hold on. I mean. I just thought of a variable that we need to worry about. What's that? What's that? The aggression from Garth over the rumors from Tom. Oh, yeah. It's finally come down to it. He's like, oh, so we finally meet. Exactly. And like the fucking, like the fucking music comes in. That was a horrible. That was horrible. I went for it. I need a drink. is that what you were going for it yeah i got dry lips bro |
| 1:28.3 | yeah i tried to wet my whistle earlier and it didn't |
| 1:31.2 | fucking happen |
| 1:31.8 | i'm |
| 1:32.9 | a great |
| 1:34.2 | my |
| 1:34.3 | oh |
| 1:35.7 | oh |
| 1:36.3 | oh |
| 1:36.8 | and |
| 1:38.2 | you know |
| 1:38.9 | oh |
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