Gargle Carols 2025
Brooke and Jeffrey
iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 12 December 2025
⏱️ 7 minutes
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Summary
It's the most fun you'll ever have with a mouth full of strange liquid: Gargle Carols! Our listeners are competing to see who can sing the best Christmas carol while gargling a beverage of their choice!
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| 0:00.0 | It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and it is time. We play it every single year during the holidays. |
| 0:07.7 | Brooke gives random listeners $20,000. |
| 0:11.8 | Oh, Brooke. I'm a random listener. Brooke. |
| 0:14.1 | I don't have that kind of cash. |
| 0:16.0 | Oh, you were so excited when we started this. |
| 0:17.9 | We got more than that. |
| 0:18.9 | No, it's a different game. Some people call it the |
| 0:21.0 | world's second most exciting Christmas game involving mouths right after my annual candy cane |
| 0:25.9 | suck off. It's called gargle carols. Yay! I love gargles! I forget every year, too. I probably try |
| 0:35.0 | to block it out of your memory because if you've never heard gargle carols |
| 0:37.8 | before, here's how it works. |
| 0:39.4 | You grab a glass of liquid. |
| 0:41.1 | It could be anything you want. |
| 0:42.8 | A glass of water, Dr. Pepper, that liquid that pools on top of an old yogurt, whatever |
| 0:49.2 | you prefer. |
| 0:50.7 | I've been collecting it for two weeks. |
| 0:53.7 | Perfect. |
| 0:54.1 | Grab a glass, then pick one of your favorite Christmas carols. Pouring. prefer. It's called Waze. I've been collecting it for two weeks. Perfect. |
| 0:57.6 | Grab a glass, then pick one of your favorite Christmas carols, |
| 1:02.1 | pour it into your mouth and try to gargle that tune as best as you can. |
| 1:05.8 | And whoever gargles their carol, the best, as judged by us, |
| 1:07.0 | will be named the winner. |
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