This week on Ace on the House, you're mom, by the way, what are my first meetings with

your mom is she pulled out pantyhose, I was like in the fifth grade and raised mom.

She came out with pantyhose, just regular pantyhose, but in the middle there was like

a sock sewn in for like a dick, you know, but it's made out like pantyhose material.

And she was like pantyhose for men, and I was like, I remember being like 11, being

like, okay, lady, all right, all right, I get it, she was a lamb, I think she made them,

and I was like, okay, all right, all right, okay, that's good stuff, yeah, so pretty

false sense of humor there, right?

Yeah, she really had to come on.

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Hello, my little enchiladas, it's me, Allison, and before the show starts, I just want to

say a few words.

First of all, this is a very, very, very special show for me, and for the people who were

there, I think.

This, what you're going to hear is the very first live Allison Rose and his union best friend

from the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater.

And as you may or may not know, or as you'll know when you listen to it, at the beginning,

because I talk about it, I was pretty nervous about it, but it was really fun, and it

went well, and I'm already excited about the next one we have coming up, which will

be June 22nd at the Nerdmelt Theater in Los Angeles.

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