Dave Hill

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 11 June 2012

⏱️ 115 minutes

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Summary

Dave Hill—comedian, musician, writer, snappy dresser—stopped by this episode of Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend to discuss his new book, Tasteful Nudes. He also told us about getting slapped in the face by a few different sets of fake breasts, playing in a band with Moby, waking up in a weird bathroom, being a lazy meat warden (note: not his words) and an array of other things, one of them involving larvae.

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0:00.0	Hey, this is Adam and Matt and here's what's coming up on this week's carcass.
0:06.6	The first day I got in the car and another one was coming directly at me.
0:10.9	I didn't notice too many on the road but the guy was coming right at me and the guy gave
0:14.3	me the big thumbs up like we're in the same fraternity and I didn't know how to respond
0:19.2	like the proper response because there's part of me that was like hey I wouldn't pay 70
0:23.3	grand for this car I'd be driving an M3 but I'm not going to be able to convey all that
0:27.9	with one hand movement so then there's other part well I don't want to be a douche
0:31.5	and I'd give them the thumbs up and like I'm in the Cadillac club with him but on the
0:35.7	other hand I'm not in the Cadillac club with him I'm just driving I'm just driving
0:39.3	a car Matt.
0:40.3	Turn your head and shame.
0:41.3	No I gave him a talk to me.
0:42.3	I gave him the hey man you know I want to I want to feel good about his purchase.
0:46.8	Listen for free through iTunes, the free Adam Corolla app or visit acecarcass.com
0:57.9	You're listening to the Ace Broadcasting Network.
1:04.9	Hello my little croutons it's me Allison I wanted to say a few words before this show
1:09.7	started and yes I did call you croutons you know why because I'm hungry but also because
1:16.3	last time I called you guys enchiladas and people seemed to like that you guys are weird
1:20.5	with what you like but I like that you like me that's not weird anyway Dave Hill is
1:26.9	the guest on this show and he is super funny and I'm a big fan of his and I think you
1:31.9	will be as well June 22nd is the next live Allison Rosen is junior best friend it's going
1:37.9	to be at nerd melt and I'm keeping the guests a secret for now because it's well I can't
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