Gangs of Neo Galaderon - Ep. 7: The Blackfire Carnival
Not Another D&D Podcast
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🗓️ 29 May 2026
⏱️ 95 minutes
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Summary
The Kill Screens infiltrate a gang of sick, twisted clowns. Atom gets into it with some carnival barkers, Aux tries animal handling, and Slug attempts a smash and grab. Support us at Patreon.com/Naddpod to get access to the after-show and a bunch of other Naddpod content!
Music / Sound Effects Include:
"Neo Galaderon" by Emily Axford.
"Atom" by Emily Axford.
"Aux" by Emily Axford.
"Cyberskitch" by Emily Axford.
"Slug" by Emily Axford.
"Spooky Shafts" by Emily Axford
"The Arcade" by Emily Axford
"The Murderer's Mask" by Emily Axford
"A Friend for Life" by Emily Axford
"Balnor's Bad Dream" by Emily Axford
"I Need to Know You're Taken Care Of" by Emily Axford
"The Prodigal Sister" by Emily Axford
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. |
| 0:08.6 | Welcome to the campaign after the campaign. |
| 0:11.9 | This is not another D&D podcast. |
| 0:17.8 | Welcome back to Bahumia, everybody. |
| 0:20.4 | Bahamia. |
| 0:22.2 | I'm your dungeon master Brian Murphy, joined by Jake Hurwitz. |
| 0:25.4 | Woodland creature who wants to beat you, Ox Okina. |
| 0:29.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:30.0 | If a fox just came up to me in the woods and talked like that and said, |
| 0:33.5 | I'm a woodland creature. |
| 0:35.4 | And I'm going to kick your ass. |
| 0:37.0 | Talked like Mark Wahlberg. I think I wouldn't creature. And I'm going to kick your ass. Like Mark Wahlberg. |
| 0:38.4 | I think I wouldn't even stick around to find out what it wanted. I think as soon as it yelled at me, I would run. I would definitely be like, I'm on drugs. This is cool. I don't even remember taking them. I think I'd buy it a Walberger. Yeah. I guess if it was less aggressive |
| 0:54.7 | when it said it wanted to beat me |
| 0:56.5 | I think that's when I would run |
| 0:57.8 | Right I think I'd buy it a Walburger. Yeah. I guess if it was less aggressive, when it said it wanted to beat me, I think that's when I would run. Right. They was just like, hey, how are you? Yeah. Check out my brother's hamburger shop. If he was confirmed of one of the Walbergs, I don't know that I would stick around. A magical curse befell me. Yeah, that would make me run, I think. |
| 1:10.9 | If Mark Wauver just was a fox, we need to help. Regardless, I would set $10 down and then run. Yeah, that makes sense. All right. And then, of course, we got Emily Axford. Do I be dame on a runaway train. I'm slugs lap there. Yes, boy be dame. And of course we've got |
| 1:28.0 | Caldwell Tanner. |
| 1:29.5 | Friends, we're the Fox |
| 1:30.7 | and a cyberskin. Slap Thames. Yes. Boy be dame. Of course, we've got Caldwell Tanner. |
| 1:29.3 | Friends, we're the Fox and a cyberskid star. |
| 1:32.7 | This bot fucked a car. |
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