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Dunjohn!

We are your supreme crit, Justice's Murphy, Axford, Tanner, and let's face it, he's just lowly lowly bailiff. Just two? Two? It feels uncomfortable with just two. I don't know. It's been a minute. Rule of three. In a minute. Me and Jake just don't feel very close right now, so I feel like I can't razz them because, like,

we're barely friends or acquaintances at this point. Oh, wow. Wait a second. Now I'm insulted. Now I'm actually insulted. I noticed the distance, but I didn't know if you guys did. It was awkward. That you were projecting the distance. We've got to go to a couple dinners so Murph can be mean to me. It's true. when Jake is wearing a super interesting hat on stream today.

Yeah.

So like it seems like it's ripe for razzing. That's right. I'm thrown off because sometimes he does wear interesting hats, but that one, that hat was a bit. That's not a real hat. It's a false hat. Caldwell made up a false hat. It's a false hat operation. Yeah, my head's naked today. Yeah. And honestly, that's the problem. It looks disgusting. Put a hat on you. One time you wore an orange like parapa the rapa beanie. Yeah, it was really interesting. Yeah. It was a pretty interesting hat. What's everyone's most interesting hat that they own that you like try to pull off but you know that you really can't? Oh, I definitely got a couple of bucket hats. I, yeah. Got some interesting hats. I've got, you guys got me a dungeon docent bucket hat for a hot boy summer, which I have never seen you rock. It's true. I had, I have rocked it. I brought it to New York with me. Really? It was packed. I got you with Sonic the Hedgehog bucket hat. I think I saw you at Labain, the club at 4 a.m.

Yeah, I was drinking Moa and Shandan out of my bucket hat.

Can I get hat service?

That's what that means.

Ooh, that's good.

Bucket service.

Okay, hear ye, hear ye,

Crit is now in session. The Honorable Supreme Crit Justices, Axford, Mur's good. Bucket service. Okay, hear ye, hear ye. Crit is now in session.

The Honorable Supreme Crit Justices, Axford Murphy, and Tanner are, of course, presiding.

Wait a second.

We didn't hear, we didn't hear Caldwell's most interesting hat.

I didn't need to run down the interesting hat.

No, I just realized the audience, as I said that, I would say 95% of the audience was screaming at the audio already.

Tell us about that.

But we didn't hear Caldwell's.

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