Gangs of Neo Galaderon - Ep. 3: Crack the Safe
Not Another D&D Podcast
Headgum
4.9 • 11.2K Ratings
🗓️ 16 April 2026
⏱️ 78 minutes
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Summary
The Kill Screens attempt to secure Petunia's fingerprint and access the Mothership safe! Slug demonstrates a firm handshake, Atom secures a sweet prize, and Aux plays the keyboard. Support us at Patreon.com/Naddpod to get access to the after-show and a bunch of other Naddpod content!
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"Neo Galaderon" by Emily Axford.
"The Prototype" by Emily Axford.
"Atom" by Emily Axford.
"Implicated" by Emily Axford.
"The Gambling District" by Emily Axford.
"Mothership Lobby" by Emily Axford.
"Galavanting" by Emily Axford.
"The Inkling Syndicate" by Emily Axford.
"Cyberskitch" by Emily Axford.
"Slug" by Emily Axford.
"Paetina" by Emily Axford.
"Corrupted" by Emily Axford.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. |
| 0:08.6 | Welcome to the campaign after the campaign. |
| 0:11.9 | This is not another D&D podcast. |
| 0:17.8 | Welcome back to Bahumia, everybody. |
| 0:21.5 | I'm your dungeon master, Brian Murphy, joined by Jake Hurwere, Welcome back to Bahumia, everybody. Bajumia. |
| 0:25.3 | I'm your dungeon master, Brian Murphy, joined by Jake Hurwit. |
| 0:26.0 | Oh, fuck. |
| 0:27.3 | We're doing rhymes, aren't we? Are you serious, dude? |
| 0:29.6 | Yeah, we are. |
| 0:31.1 | And I have one. |
| 0:33.4 | Good. |
| 0:34.7 | Feeling hot with my robot, Oxo O'Connor. |
| 0:38.3 | Okay, pretty good. |
| 0:40.3 | And then, of course, Emily Axford. |
| 0:42.3 | I got lat, abs, calves, and class. |
| 0:45.4 | I'm slugs lap dash. |
| 0:48.1 | Sure. |
| 0:49.2 | Wow, is that your interview for like a reality TV show? |
| 0:52.9 | Yeah, that's me on Love Island. |
| 0:56.1 | But I think it's a fighting competition. |
| 0:58.6 | You got kicked off so quick. |
| 1:00.4 | And then of course we've got Caldell Tainer. |
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