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Welcome to Dungeon Court, everybody.

Dungeon, wait, why are you doing short rest?

You're doing the short rest noise.

Wait, shit, that doesn't matter.

It does matter. It does matter. This is a courtroom. God damn it. There's a sanctity here. This sucks. Right before we started recording, they were doing short rest bullshit, just doing fucking shenanigans while we were trying to sync up our goddamn audio. And then I fuck up once we actually start recording. That absolutely sucks. Yeah. Fuck with all the jokes. Jake, take it away. Take it away. Just clean up this mess for us, Jake. Fucking. Hear ye, hear ye. Crit is now in session. Finally. Well, some of us are. God damn it. Yeah. The once honorable Supreme Crit Justice's,

Axford Murphy and Tanner are presiding.

Exford and Tanner still have that honor, actually.

I don't know if you could call what Murph's doing presiding. God damn.

Pre-show bits.

Murph is existing.

I'm so mad.

It is kind of like someone tickled Tyrese maxi like in the locker room and then he just

couldn't shake it when he got to the court.

Our first case comes from Dakota J to the court and whomever else it may concern.

My girlfriend and I briefly played in a campaign with a

couple of neighbors. The DM was one of the neighbors, a cool goth guy. I just, okay, I just want to

stop and say, please, that's so freaking awesome that you're playing D&D with your neighbors.

It's going to go bad. I know it's going to go bad, but you, your heart is in the right place. Don't let this deter you from that. It's almost like being in a relationship with someone that's like your roommate or something like that. Sure. Well, obviously that is what marriage is. That's what we're doing. I mean like hooking up with your roommate. Aren't you married to your roommate? God damn it. You know what I mean. Merv, do you need to take a laugh or something? I guess I fucking do. Oh my God. What I mean to say is playing D and D with your neighbor means that when this inevitably goes wrong because it will because it's dungeon court. Right. Now you never have an excuse ever again because they see when you're home. You can't say I don't have time. You can't like just be like, oh, I'm just going to go back to my place. I've got work to do or something. And then they catch you lounging in the backyard. That was a good point. You're back to presided. Thank you. Presided and driving. Jake, continue. We played a couple of times over the summer during which it slowly became less fun.

For one, the DM was very focused and didn't like having to explain himself more than once.

And one of the other players, another neighbor, had never played before and was having some difficulty.

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