The ring is kind of a moment in time movie like they can't really make that movie now right now that they're you're like streaming video

Yeah, like a DVD coming out of your iPhone over there. Oh, man. Did you see that MP4 put on your zip drive?

It's terrifying

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Anyway, today's top story on IGN are new grand theft out of five screenshots

And I think this speaks to the power of grand theft out of five because this is like this such a weak story, right?

and they're

There's they're not very interesting screenshots. They're not even like composed like it's even like they took the time

Yeah, like they're from weird angles

Like it's a guy biting. Okay, so they don't even look like real screenshots

They look like like they're cut from cutscenes or something. Yeah, yeah, they don't look like actual gameplay

So that's the thing every other video game company has to cut a whole trailer with with dubstep behind it

And they put it up there and it's like this whole big thing. Gee, a grandfather rock star

It's just like I don't know why it took me three times to say who makes that game

I'm tired. They're like here's a JPEG and everyone's like oh my god. We're early in the week

It is but that one shot. There's like it was so weird. They're like grand theft out of five new screenshots

And I'm like all right, let's see this is gonna be awesome

And it's just this action-packed shot of a bicycle riders ass

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