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Thomas and the Bible

Galatians 1-6

Thomas and the Bible

Thomas Smith

Religion, Religion & Spirituality

4.9546 Ratings

🗓️ 10 June 2016

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Psaul is back to ruining our life, one city at a time. The city in question no doubt making constant jack off motions in the air while reading Psaul’s pathetic letters is Galatia? Or something like that. Some people REALLY want to chop off their foreskins despite Psaul telling them like you really don’t need … Continue reading Galatians 1-6 →

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0:00.0

Last week on Thomas in the Bible, we finish up two Corinthians.

0:07.9

So, two Corinthians walk into a bar, but unfortunately, one of them is the Pesol,

0:11.9

and everyone has to listen to his stories about how God damn Dossum is.

0:15.6

Again.

0:16.5

Literally, the rest of Corinthians is the Pissal bragging and letting him know that he's only doing it in the letter, so he doesn't have to in person.

0:22.9

On the plus side, we are done with Corinthians.

0:25.2

Thomas then gives us a preview to Galatians.

0:27.5

Bad news, it's another letter from the Pissal.

0:29.7

So, strap in for more.

0:33.7

This week in Thomas and the Bible.

0:39.6

I'm so looking forward to Revelations.

0:50.3

Ah, another hit from Kevin. A hit intro. Thanks, Kevin. I really appreciate it.

0:57.3

Yeah, so we're on Galatians. Guess what? It's another letter to some people that probably didn't want to receive his letter. And once again, just, I just imagine this, the town crier saying,

1:04.9

oh, look, everyone, we've got another letter from Passal. And simultaneously, everyone does the

1:10.3

jack-off motion with their hand.

1:11.5

Yeah, oh, you know, Paul, he's a guy who writes his letters about a religion and stuff.

1:15.2

Like, dude, get a girlfriend or something, man. You got to be kidding me with this.

1:20.0

It gives me so much pleasure to imagine everyone in Galatia or whatever, I don't know,

1:26.5

just, just completely thinking Paul is the

1:29.5

lamest person in the world, or Pesal, or Saul, Paul, Paul, we'll say Paul.

1:35.4

Yeah, so, but here's the cool thing, the way the pages work out, I'm really glad that I didn't

1:40.2

start Galatians last week, because now we get just, we just get to read all of Galatians. It's only six chapters. So we're going to do all of Galatians. It's one through six today. So, hey, what the hell? Let's get started. Paul, an apostle, not, oh, he always has to have these big intros that are like, you know, hereby, me being Paul, of sound mind and body, and I don't know if you

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