Last week on Thomas in the Bible

Dear Galatians, it's me, the Pesall.

As you might recall, I had first dibs on the gospel, so why aren't you still following my rules?

I know you all love that big book of commandments, but remember that time that I was starving and suffering heat stroke on the way to Damascus, and I had that vision

of the Jibis? Well, what more do you want? You can trust me. And I really like your four-skins.

Best regards to Pissal. Pissol. P.S. Stop doing that jack-off motion.

Well, what could top that? More spam from the Pissal this week on Thomas and the Bible.

I love it. Yeah, stop. Yeah, stop, stop. What is that motion? What are you guys doing? Just stop doing all that. I know, I know you told me it was like an encouraging thing, but I don't feel like it is. I feel like there's something I don't get. I feel like there's a joke I'm not getting. Come on, guys. Another great intro, as usual from Kevin. Thank you. All right, well, we got yet another letter. who's surprised. Paul is writing more letters, this time to Ephesia? I don't know. It's called Ephesians.

And it just so happens that it's yet another letter that fits perfectly with my episode length, so we're going to finish Ephesians.

We're just going to start it and finish it. We'll be all effigued out. Oh, I guess it's Ephesus. Sorry, not aphesus. Paul, an apostle of Jesus Christ,

by the will of, oh, this is his letterhead. So from the desk of, from the pen of Paul.

And he always has this really obnoxious title that he, an apostle of Jesus Christ by the will of Paul. And he always has this really obnoxious title that he can, an apostle of Jesus Christ,

by the will of God, to the saints which are at Ephesus and to the faithful in Jesus Christ.

Oh, sorry, Christ Jesus. I don't, it's like ISIS and ISIL. I don't, some people say Jesus Christ.

Some people say Christ Jesus. I don't, I don't know what, it's just trying to state whatever sounds cooler. I don't, some people say Jesus Christ. Some people say Christ Jesus. I don't, I don't know what,

it's just trying to state whatever sounds cooler. I don't know. Grace be to you in peace from God,

our Father and from the Lord Jesus Christ. Blessed be the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ,

who hath blessed us, sorry, blessed us with all spiritual blessings in heavenly places in Christ.

According as He hath chosen us in Him before the foundation of the world, that we should be holy and without blame before him in love.

Having predestined us under the adoption of children by Jesus Christ to himself, according to the

good pleasure of his will, to the praise of the glory of his grace, wherein he hath made us

accepted in the beloved, in whom we have redemption through his blood, the forgiveness of sins,

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