Mr Trump, can you escape the Jeffrey Epstein crisis.

Maybe that's why we heard this.

What's that song?

I don't know.

It's very famous.

It's from a musical.

Yeah. memories.

Music boomed out from the convoy of golf cards, drowning out the surrounding sound.

Look, I just think it's important to have a comfort character if you're going to be a world

leader.

Yeah.

You know, it's, it's, if you're going to be asked, uh, like a difficult question about a guy

that you claim you like always hated hanging out with and that you were never really friends with you didn't share any interests. If you're going to answer questions about like a trove of evidence that comes out of you writing notes to each other being like, I love you, you're my best friend. We have a secret language together. I love all of the stuff we do together, especially our many shared interests. That's right. Yeah, you need to be able. You need to be like, that's the thing. People don't respect neurodivergence in world leaders. And if you're really, really stressed, you need to reach for a comfort character like Rumtum Tugger. Or Grisabella in the case of Donald Trump. Let's be real. I mean, that motherfucker was listening to memories, which we all know is the big 11 o'clock number that

Grisabella sings, as originated memorably by Betty Buckley in the original cast of Cats on

Broadway. We all know this. This is like, this should no longer be that you have to be 35 to be

president of the United States. It's like, you should have to have that level of Broadway knowledge. Yeah, yeah, of Andrew Lloyd Weber specifically, even though he's British. Yeah. But you hate, but you said to this earlier that you hate cats. Oh, I fucking hate it. I mean, why you know all this about a musical you hate. That's why also, that's another thing I think you share with the American president is that you know so much about stuff that you hate. Yeah, I know, yes. Okay, so a couple things, right? Hi, everybody. I'm Josh. You may have heard me before from my podcast, the worst of all possible worlds, where we talk about media and pop culture.

Really heating up the cold open there.

I co-host it with two guys who both love musicals,

one of whom specifically loves cats and the other of whom fucking hates cats.

And so half the time,

the shit that we are arguing about off mic is the musical cats. Uh-huh. Well, John. Well, I can, for everyone can say, I loved the video, though. Uh-huh. Like Donald Trump in his, like, motorcade of golf carts, and he's just blasting out the musical cats. Well, like, people are yelling, like, are you a paedophile, sir? He's got Jeffrey Epstein's Island, sir?

He's just like, memories.

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