This funny news show starts with Valentine’s Day confusion and quickly spirals into a full-on identity crisis. Rizz is possibly spending Valentine’s Day alone, possibly with DJ Pauly D, definitely not wearing pants—and that’s just the beginning. From not knowing zodiac signs (but somehow surviving marriage) to realizing that birthdays close to Valentine’s Day are a strategic advantage, the crew kicks things off with peak relationship chaos.

Then comes the house rating heard ’round St. Louis. Rafe’s new place gets evaluated like a Zillow listing with emotional baggage, complete with debates over shoveling etiquette, floating stairs, blind dogs, and the slowest move-in process known to man. Somehow, this leads to lunch, which turns into a bit, which turns into strangers questioning reality as Rafe pretends to be a superfan in public. Normal stuff.

From there, the show leans hard into the realization that everyone is officially old now. Grocery stores are playing bangers. Bars are confusing. Costco is no longer a chore—it’s an experience. Socks slap. Grapes are elite. Clothes are “not that bad.” And the biggest shock of all? Costco and Nike teaming up to release Kirkland Dunks that immediately resell for stupid money. The dads are not okay.

The episode wraps with minivan supremacy, sneaker generational debates, knowing where the nearest hospital is at all times, and the quiet acceptance that this daily comedy show is now powered by dad logic, utility vehicles, and bulk pricing. Laugh through the pain—it’s cheaper than therapy.

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