meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast

DAILY SHOW: Why February Is The Safest Month For Your Face (But Not Your Butt) | Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast

The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast

The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network

Daily Podcast, The Rizzuto Show, Saint Louis, Funny Stories, Daily Comedy, Rizzuto, Hilarious Fails, Current Events, Comedy Podcast, Society & Culture, St. Louis Daily Entertainment, Celeb Fails, Funny Celebrity Gossip, Daily Comedy Show, Celeb Chaos, Rafe Williams, Comedy, Radio, Sports Events, Stl, Daily Humor, St Louis, News, Funny News, Viral Stories, King Scott, Comedy Talk, Celebrity News, Comedy Talk Show, Radio Show, Fail Stories, Weird News, Rizz Show, Daily Show, Moon Valjean, Lern, Comedy Show, Celebrity Chaos, Funny Morning Show, Funny Show, Funny Podcast, Rizz, Celebrity Fails

4.93.2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 February 2026

⏱️ 161 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Welcome back to The Rizzuto Show, the daily comedy show that asks the important questions — like what genre is your life, why are all malls dying, and how did a World War I artillery shell end up in a man’s body?

The crew kicks things off by breaking down life as a movie genre. Is Rizz living a straight-up comedy? Is Lern trapped in a rom-com she didn’t audition for? Is Moon starring in an action movie with jokes sprinkled in? And is Scott legally obligated to live inside a spaghetti western forever? Spoiler: Rafe’s life may be a psychological thriller directed by someone who should not be allowed near a camera.

From there, the show takes a nostalgic (and slightly depressing) turn as Eddie Bauer officially joins the retail graveyard. The gang runs through dead mall staples like Borders, Blockbuster, KB Toys, Gadzooks, Sports Authority, and basically your entire childhood. Crestwood Mall gets a full eulogy, Mid Rivers Mall gets absolutely roasted, and everyone agrees: online shopping killed the food court vibes.

Then it’s Super Bowl chaos. Kid Rock vs. Bad Bunny, alternative halftime shows, cultural representation, and why people are still mad about Maroon 5 years later. The crew also ranks the worst halftime performances of all time, and yes — Adam Levine’s shirt removal is still haunting America.

In news you didn’t know you needed, February is statistically the safest month to not get punched in the face. Science says cold weather equals fewer fights, which leads to personal punch histories, parking-lot ego confessions, and a shocking chair-throwing fail from Australia where a guy absolutely destroys his own friend instead of a bouncer.

And just when you think it can’t get more unhinged, doctors in France discover a World War I shell inside a patient, triggering a hospital evacuation and a bomb squad visit no one wanted. It’s a public service announcement wrapped in a cautionary tale wrapped in “please stop putting stuff there.”

The episode also dives into rising U.S. life expectancy (good news!), Branson magician crime headlines (very bad news), and a man attempting to spend an entire year locked in one room to “get healthy,” which the crew debates is either inspiring discipline or a live-streamed mental breakdown.

It’s another daily comedy show episode that somehow educates, horrifies, and entertains — often at the same time. Laugh, cringe, and maybe stay indoors this February… for your face.


Follow The Rizzuto Show → https://linktr.ee/rizzshow

Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → https://1057thepoint.com/RizzShow

Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO


See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

The Rizzuto Show podcast, powered by Dobbs.

0:17.1

Dobbs, tire, and auto centers are hiring.

0:19.0

Now with 42 stores.

0:20.6

Apply it, go to dobs.com today

0:22.6

all right let's hit it

0:23.6

The listener discretion is advised

0:27.6

Rizzuto

0:30.6

Ruruto

0:32.6

Rurudo

0:33.6

Rurudo Hey!

0:43.3

Did you give me a West Virginia, Yip?

0:46.6

I gave me a West Virginia Tuesday.

0:48.1

Hello.

0:48.6

Yip.

0:50.6

Did you see that guy passed away, sadly?

0:52.3

Who?

0:53.4

Whitaker welcome. Yeah, the hip, hip, hip, hip, hip, hip, hip, hip, hip. No, I thought that's what. I thought one of you guys said that. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that they took their home. I got split up. That's what it was. She's not from West Virginia.

1:11.3

Kevin.

1:11.5

Kevin.

1:12.1

Kevin.

1:12.2

Kevin.

1:13.3

Kevin.

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.