Funniest Things Said During Sex
Berner Phone
Des Bishop
4.5 • 5.9K Ratings
🗓️ 15 June 2026
⏱️ 61 minutes
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This week, Des records solo from an undisclosed location and listens to voicemails about the funniest things people have said during sex.
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| 0:00.0 | Guys, Hannah loves Poshmark. |
| 0:01.5 | She just loves that vintage stuff, but she don't have time to be banging around from shop to shop. Do you have a running list of pieces you've been hunting for forever? Have you ever missed out on something you loved and spent months trying to track it down? Are you paying full price for styles you could have found for way less? Yeah, well, you haven't been on Poshmark if that's the case. Because it's all going down on Poshmark. They are the leading fashion resale marketplace shaped by real people and real style. |
| 0:24.8 | Millions of new and pre-loved items from daily wardrobe staples to vintage and luxury fashion. |
| 0:30.5 | Archiveworthy pieces you thought you missed forever. |
| 0:32.7 | Current essentials, one of one vintage finds, it's all there. |
| 0:36.9 | And trust me, okay? |
| 0:38.5 | As a man who was in his late adolescence and early 20s in the mid-90s, |
| 0:45.1 | do you know how much it kills me that I did not save all that stuff? |
| 0:48.9 | Because I see these young people in stuff that I was wearing to the club |
| 0:53.7 | to Sir Henry's in Cork City. |
| 0:56.5 | And this stuff is so cool now. |
| 0:58.7 | While Poshmark's got it all, when you're ready for a closet refresh, you can earn real money |
| 1:02.9 | selling the pieces that you're ready to part with. |
| 1:05.3 | And I can't do that. |
| 1:06.4 | It kills me. |
| 1:07.3 | Reaching more than 80 million users on their platform. |
| 1:11.2 | New deals and styles are listed every day, so don't wait. Download the Poshmark app and use code Burn 10, B-E-R-N-10, when you sign up to get $10 off your first purchase. Or shop now at Poshmark.com slash burn-10 and get $10 off your first purchase. That's Poshmark. |
| 1:27.5 | P-O-S-H-M-A-R-K. |
| 1:29.7 | dot com slash slash burn 10 and get $10 off your first purchase. That's P-O-S-H-M-A-R-K.com slash burn 10. |
| 1:33.5 | Guys, you know we love helix mattresses on burn a phone because not only do I have one, |
| 1:41.2 | but I have two helix mattresses because I used to only have one and we |
| 1:44.9 | have two houses, not a flex, just relevant to the situation. One of the houses had a helix. |
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