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Dear friends and fellow dog lovers

of anyone who has ever lost

animal.

We gathered here today to honor the memory

of the greatest bloodhound I've ever known.

Ella Mae, Dietrich.

She was with us for a long time,

and she lived until a ripe old age.

But she shall remain beside the silver lake of heaven just beside the river of life,

making glad the heart of the saints who have gathered there, who have crossed over the great chasm which lies between life and everlasting.

To Elime Dietrich and to anyone who's ever lost, man.

You are listening to Sean of the South, and we are here today to have a funeral for Elamé.

A prayer for anyone who's lost a dog.

To the maker of the great canine who sits beside the birth of man and wieldeth her loyalty as her greatest tool

who possesses all the qualities of man and none of his vices who drinketh from the toilet bowl of life

and diggeth holes in the backyard of his love who guideeth man in the ways of simplicity and restores his heart,

whose gentle eyes expect not rewards or wealth, but love,

which is the only element within the spheres of the heavens that matters.

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