No rolling river of time.

You've healed me in too many days.

No regrets, no confusion.

There'll be no pollution

I'm so thankful I've decided to change my ways

Dude, Fundies do not understand the King David story at all

Please explain this to me.

We've been talking about King David a lot because of Joe Dugger and previously Josh Dugger,

and then before that it was Jack Scob, and then before that it was Jack Hiles and so on

and so forth, David Hiles.

King David always gets brought up when some man has done something terrible, usually essay-related.

We've talked about kind of why that is,

but we haven't talked about the weird analogies that are made out of his story and the story

of his entire family. Every time it comes up, there is a new, weirder analogy or object

lesson out of this story, and I have to talk about it. I'm really excited to hear about that. I grew up.

I know the story of King David. I was raised Jewish. This is a story that we are well aware of.

But the way that Fundies use this story is strange and different and odd and confusing. And I am

excited to hear this stuff. We've got with us, Chad Harris,

IBLP survivor, you know him, you love him if you listen to this show. He was in shiny,

happy people, Dugger family secrets. And he's here to talk to us about this as well. But first,

if you are not subscribed to this show's Patreon, you should go over

there and do it. That's where we have all the bonus content. We have all the outtakes. We have all the

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