Fundamentally Corny (with Taylor Garron)

Keeping Records

Headgum

Comedy, Society & Culture, Places & Travel, Comedy Interviews, Documentary

5 • 726 Ratings

🗓️ 13 August 2021

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Join Shelby and Caleb as they discuss their lives of opulence and mental stability with writer and comedian Taylor Garron. Yes, eventually they will get to Taylor's Golden Record picks, but it is extremely important that they spend 20+ minutes discussing gold futures and the frustrations of property tax variances from state to state. Of course, with all of that wealth must come the finer things in life, all of which Taylor is sending to the aliens—dining (and, frankly? lunching) on crustaceans, elegant music and television, and dislodging the aforementioned bits of crustaceans from one's...um...chompers. Taylor's Artifacts: Shrimp (food) Hot service workers (human archetype) Horny eye contact with strangers (human behavior) MIA’s first and second albums (audio) Flavor of Love and I Love New York (video) Finally getting a bit of food unstuck from your molar (multisensory experience) Follow Taylor on Twitter and Instagram Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	This is a headgum original.
0:03.0	In 1977, NASA sent two solid gold records into space, so that aliens might find them and understand life on Earth.
0:20.0	I sent greetings on behalf of the people of our friendly wishes to all who we encounter this voyager.
0:27.8	Now, we're making new records with our friends.
0:35.7	We step out of our solar system into the universe seeking only peace and friendship.
0:43.2	We know full well that our planet and all its inhabitants are but a small part of this immense universe that surrounds us.
0:52.8	Hello from the children of planet Earth.
0:58.2	Oh, wow, well, well, well, well, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, well, well.
1:09.3	Yours got really soft.
1:10.5	Yeah, well, I went, I decided to go into head voice at some point, yeah.
1:14.1	Head voice?
1:15.2	Yeah.
1:17.0	Do you know, you obviously haven't taken chorus.
1:21.6	I didn't take chorus, babe.
1:23.3	I didn't take chorus, babe. I was in the closet in high school.
1:26.3	And I took chorus because I was also in the club.
1:30.6	Thank you.
1:31.1	Thank you.
1:32.2	No, we actually were required to do it.
1:37.3	And it, so head voices when like, you're up here.
1:42.5	It's when you're kind of, we're singing at the top of your head and not from your voice.
1:47.1	Do I'm saying?
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