Billionaire Mindset (with Liva Pierce)

Keeping Records

Headgum

Comedy, Society & Culture, Places & Travel, Comedy Interviews, Documentary

5 • 726 Ratings

🗓️ 6 August 2021

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Caleb and Shelby have a sit-down with writer and comedian Liva Pierce to talk about their hopes, dreams, and personal choices of artifacts to send to outer space so that aliens may one day come to understand what life on Earth was like at its zenith. Of COURSE there's Kate Bush. Of COURSE there's delicious food. You KNOW there are human social practices on there, and musicals. IT'S. ALL. THERE. Enjoy, aliens. Shelby and Caleb are also extremely uncooperative when role-playing. Liva's Artifacts "The Big Sky" by Kate Bush (song) A hot cookie (food) When a coworker shares personal information (human social behavior) Debriefing a party with funny friends whom you love (human social behavior) Any production of Newsies (audio-visual) Original Voyager Artifact Cathy Rigby, Phillip Leonian (photograph) Follow Liva on Twitter and Instagram! Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	This is a headgum original.
0:03.0	In 1977, NASA sent two solid gold records into space, so that aliens might find them and understand life on Earth.
0:20.0	I sent greetings on behalf of the people of our black,
0:23.7	my wishes to all who we encounter this voyager.
0:27.8	Now, we're making new records with our friends.
0:35.7	We step out of our solar system into the universe seeking only peace and friendship.
0:43.2	We know full well that our planet and all its inhabitants are but a small part of this immense universe that surrounds us.
0:52.8	Hello from the children of planet Earth
0:55.4	oh
0:58.0	whoa
0:59.1	whoa whoa
1:00.0	wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow
1:03.0	what is going on
1:05.1	you look like
1:10.0	I know usually you think you look like the little boy from up,
1:13.8	but right now you look like the old man from up,
1:15.8	the way that you're saying well.
1:17.2	It's very like, oh my God, I'm out of breath.
1:19.8	Oh, okay.
1:21.0	Oh, my God.
1:21.8	Oh, fuck.
1:24.1	Oh, fuck.
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