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The Around the NFL podcast is getting another pump in.

Welcome back to another edition of the Around the NFL podcast.

My name is Dan Hansis and I'm joined by a room filled with heroes.

Mark Sessler, Chris Wessling, and Greg Rosenthal.

What's up, boys? Hey, Dan. Oh, yeah. Welcome back. Thanks. Good work on Tuesday, everybody. Thank you. What were you up to in your time? Don't pretend you left. Time away. Don't pretend you. You absolutely did not listen to that show. I wouldn't. I know.

I did some scouting.

I wouldn't blame you.

Sparrows?

I listened, of course, to Colleen's new odds and ends drop. Oh, yeah. That was a bangier. So I checked and moved to the 25-minute mark. Mark saw that. And I heard the beginning of the show. I mean, you couldn't miss that's number one on the billboard charts right now It is. It is. What a production is.

And you, Mark, the West Hollywood Iron Eagle story at the bar.

That brought back a lot of memories through the years.

There's more times that I could count as Mark going around talking to people at a bar.

And one thing, I don't know if we've ever talked about it, but like when I'm around for these, I kind of like how the secret services job is just to stand around and just always have your eyes out. It's like, that's what I'll do in those situations. Like, all right, where's the bouncer? All right, is the bartender looking at him? Is there some meathead giving Marcus stink eye? Like, are these girls? This has not been happening quite a while. I feel like the one thing I've thought about this podcast of late, where Greg especially is a painting me as someone that is out on the town like seven nights a week, which couldn't be farther from the truth. I don't think it's a negative. It's not a judgment. Well, from you it is, Greg.

It's a little bit.

Definitely not.

It's been a little bit of a judgment from Greg, but not from these guys.

I think it makes you the most entertaining.

It's also the truth.

Co-drinker I've ever been around.

But I don't believe this theory that you have, that it hasn't happened. I mean, it hasn't happened as far as I know of since I've been diagnosed with cancer

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