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The Christian O’Connell Show

FULL: The Best Bits

The Christian O’Connell Show

GOLD and iHeart Australia

Music, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Music Interviews

4.7823 Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2025

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

While the guys are away we're talking a look back at some of our favourite bits.

Like Cheap Parents, Flat Tyres and Calling Your Parents "mate"

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Got anything good?

0:02.6

Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

0:10.1

Jack, so you had a bit of a shocker yesterday.

0:13.1

Came out of the radio station to find.

0:14.9

I had a flat tire on my car.

0:16.8

Didn't notice to 100 metres down the road.

0:18.8

How does it work with the Tesla?

0:20.8

Well, what did you got in there? Magic moonbeams? You don't have a spare, actually, in a Tesla. So what happens? You're calling Elon Musk? I never thought about until it went flat. And then I thought, well, what do I do? Yeah, what happens now? First thing I thought it's like, I'll have to call Daddy and find out how to change a tire.

0:39.2

It's like someone out a succession.

0:43.1

But I had driven 100 metres before I realized.

0:45.8

And by chance, just a bit further down was a mechanic.

0:49.4

So I walked in there and said, can I get my tire fixed here?

0:50.5

He came out and looked.

0:53.1

He said, we don't do Teslers because they're so heavy.

0:54.1

I guess because of the battery. We don't have the proper jacking up equipment. He said, do you have a spare? It's like, no spare, no equipment to jack it up. So you do have to, you go on the Tesla app and then you say, I've got a flat tire and then they send out a guy with a spare tire. I didn't even wait around. He said, I'll be 90 minutes away.

1:11.9

So I went home and then came back later on it. And by then he'd done it because he said, you don't have to wait there. I can do it without getting into the car. How amazing. Yeah. But then the thing is, I was parked in a two-hour park where you meant to feed the meter. and I knew I was going home to leave the car and come back later.

1:09.9

So I wrote a note on the front windscreen and said,

1:12.1

I've got a flat tire. a two-hour park where you meant to feed the meter. And I knew I was going home to leave the car and come back later.

1:28.4

So I wrote a note on the front windscreen and said, I've got a flat tire. Please don't give me a ticket with a little smiley face on it. See, I saw this note with a smiley face, right? And I thought, someone's going to see that you've got a flat tire there. You're out the way. You're not blocking anything. Yeah.

1:24.4

Surely they're just going to go,

1:25.7

the car can't be moved.

1:26.8

You've got a flat tie.

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