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Good Morning, Sodomites!

"FULL SIZE PENIS" with GARRETT HAAS

Good Morning, Sodomites!

Zach Noe Towers

Comedy

4.9535 Ratings

🗓️ 4 June 2021

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

You wouldn't know Garrett Haas from anywhere (YET!) but he's my roommate and his sexual journey is worth the listen!!!


Follow Garrett on IG: @Garrett_Leopold


Subscribe to my Patreon!! www.patreon.com/towerbottom

Rate and Review the pod!!

JERK OFF!!!!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello, Tower Bottoms. It's me, your host, Zach Newee Towers, and this is a podcast about sex.

0:06.8

My guests and I this week talk for an extended period of time, so I want to get right into the

0:10.9

episode, just a couple of housekeeping things real quick. If you're listening to this on the Friday,

0:15.6

it comes out, or Saturday, or Sunday even, I am headlining the Brea Improv in Southern California, Sunday, June 6th at 7 p.m.

0:25.1

Also performing on my show, Ali Mikovsky and Jared Goldstein, former guests of the pod, you know and love.

0:33.0

And I'm really excited. It's my first time headlining, and I would love support. I would love to see

0:37.8

your smiling faces in the audience. I'd love to give you a big, sloppy dry hug after the show.

0:46.1

Merch-nice. My merch, my merch, my Tower Bottom merch is finally available. It's on paper8 apparel.com.

0:53.3

Just search Tower Bottom. I'll also post that

0:55.3

on my socials soon, soon, soon. You can sign it for the Patreon to support this pod. You'll also

1:01.8

get some bonus episodes, some videos, and if you pay the largest monthly amount, you get

1:08.8

butt pictures. That's right. I shoot for one butt picture a week. So that's

1:13.4

four, four juicy booties. Four, well, not, you don't see my impossibly tight pink hole,

1:19.7

but it's there. You can feel the energy of the tight hole in, in the picture itself.

1:26.4

And oh, if you haven't already, please write and review this podcast on Apple Podcasts.

1:31.7

Every five-star review helps and every review also does a good deal of good for me.

1:40.1

So consider doing that.

1:42.8

Oh, all you need to know of my guest this week is that he's my new fucking roommate.

1:49.7

My former roommate, Bob the Drag Queen, one of the loves of my life, bought a place in

1:54.2

Los Angeles, California.

1:56.9

So we're all excited for him.

1:59.1

He still lives close by, so I will be bugging him.

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