Full Show: Wednesday, August 3, 2022
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 3 August 2022
⏱️ 120 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The virtue. |
| 0:01.0 | Oh, you've all had a bad, bad, bad first dates. |
| 0:05.3 | I mean, horrible first dates. |
| 0:07.8 | I really only, I think while I was dating, I really only had one truly bad one, and I |
| 0:14.9 | was the reason why. |
| 0:16.3 | So I can't remember what had happened to my car, but it wasn't working. |
| 0:23.8 | So I used a roommate's car and I as I was backing up out of his driveway to go on this |
| 0:31.8 | date. |
| 0:33.2 | I ran over this dog. |
| 0:34.8 | No, you didn't. |
| 0:35.8 | Come on, dude, I swear to you. |
| 0:37.4 | No. |
| 0:38.4 | And yeah. |
| 0:39.4 | Oh, oh, why you start? |
| 0:40.9 | Why you starting showing? |
| 0:41.9 | That's how you start today. |
| 0:44.1 | I have, it ends up fine. |
| 0:46.4 | Okay. |
| 0:47.4 | He died, but he went to a better place. |
| 0:49.2 | Okay. |
| 0:50.2 | All right. |
| 0:51.2 | The dog didn't die. |
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