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The Bert Show

Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, September 25

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

News, Comedy, Entertainment News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2024

⏱️ 32 minutes

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0:00.0

I wanted to be on it with my money without really having to do too much.

0:04.0

My mom's always invested because she used to work as an accountant and she was the one who really encouraged me to get into investing.

0:10.0

Yes, I invest. I wanted to be like, yeah, I do that.

0:14.0

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0:19.0

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0:21.0

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0:25.0

Search Lloyds Bank ways to invest.

0:28.0

Capital at risk account fees and charges apply.

0:30.0

Kids love to discover new things with their mouths.

0:35.0

But some things aren't safe.

0:38.0

So most Erastel lithium coin batteries are coated with a repulsive taste to make children spit them out.

0:45.0

Duracelle lithium coin batteries, the Bird Show.

0:54.0

Brittany needs our help here, actually.

0:57.0

She needs an assist.

0:58.0

She's a little bit too nervous to reach out a guy or to a guy that lives in her building and she wanted us to reach out for her okay?

1:06.3

So we're playing a little game here called 8th grade. Good morning, Brittany. How are you this morning?

1:12.3

I'm good how are you? Good.

1:15.0

Okay, so you know, if you listen to the show any amount of time, you know that dudes love to be asked out it takes the pressure off. It's a slam dunk. So what are you nervous about?

1:27.0

Well, you know, the situation is that, you know, I just moved into the apartment earlier this year and you know I met him because I noticed like we got home around the same time and you know he's on the fourth floor I'm on the fifth floor and we've had these like little casual conversations here and

1:44.2

there and like the thing is like I know I know so much about him like enough that I know

1:49.1

like I'm completely head over heels for this guy but I just I don't have a sense to know if I should

1:56.0

Shoot the shot you know like I know his name is Mark with the sea and not a K and he's lived there for two years. He's originally from Iowa, so he's like this tall,

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