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The Bert Show

Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, May 28

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

Entertainment News, Society & Culture, Comedy, News

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 May 2025

⏱️ 26 minutes

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0:00.0

Hey, the bird show.

0:01.6

You ever been on a flight before where you got a kid behind you that's playing peekaboo?

0:05.4

That's really fun for about 10 seconds.

0:07.1

And then after about 10 minutes, you're like, leave me alone.

0:10.8

It's not even fun for the 10 seconds for me.

0:13.0

No, you don't even like that?

0:14.2

I give him about two seconds.

0:15.6

And then you've got some kids that are just out of hand.

0:17.5

Then you got some kids that are yelling. And look, and I've got kids.

0:21.5

And I know when I'm flying also that I know it's uncomfortable for you guys flying without

0:26.3

kids.

0:27.3

I'm uncomfortable by it.

0:29.4

So this-

0:29.7

It's terrifying.

0:30.2

The first time I flew with Jimmy, I was like, I was in a sheer like anxiety attack the

0:36.3

entire time because I just, I didn't want to infringe on anybody else's peace of mind.

0:41.9

And I was like, please behave, please behave.

0:44.1

And thank God.

0:45.2

I mean, I'm just fortunate.

0:47.3

He did great.

0:48.0

You could feel like the hairy eyeball look from those in the gate area that are like, oh, God, that kid, I hope I'm not sitting.

0:54.7

But they seem like nice people, but I do not want to sit next to a kid.

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