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The Bert Show

Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, March 26

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

Comedy, Entertainment News, News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2025

⏱️ 45 minutes

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0:00.0

Hi, I'm Jeff Wayne, and my musical version of The War of the Worlds is returning to arenas this March in April with the Spirit of Man Tour.

0:09.0

For me, standing on stage, conducting world-class artists and musicians, surrounded by breathtaking technology, is nothing short of magical.

0:19.0

It's more than a show. It's a battle against the Martians,

0:22.2

and I'd love you to be part of the adventure. See you there.

0:29.7

Hey, is Kristen from The Birch Show, and I have a quick favor to ask of you. Could you please

0:34.2

take a quick survey to help us learn more about you so we can give you the best show possible?

0:40.5

You can find the link in our show description or thank you so much.

0:46.2

Here, Bert Show.

0:47.6

Time to get buzzed on the hot gosh from Hollywood with Abby.

0:51.7

It's the Bert Show's entertainment buzz.

0:53.7

I'm a little confused at this debate that the internet is having over Cardi B's $60,000

0:59.5

Hermes purse.

1:01.7

Now, if you don't know anything about handbags,

1:03.6

Hermes is like the best that you can get.

1:06.2

I mean, I know like the super richy rich people probably know about the quiet luxury

1:09.9

brands that us Normies wouldn't know about.

1:12.0

But as far as I can tell from like an average fashion girly, it doesn't get better than an Irmes Burkin or a Kelly or a mini Kelly.

1:21.2

The Birken bag is like the, I think sex in the city back in the day when Samantha's character was getting it for Lucy Lou.

1:29.8

And it was like, it just became commonplace for all of us to know.

1:35.0

Like that's the pinnacle designer handbag that cost a ridiculous amount of money.

1:39.9

Help me out here.

1:40.7

What is it doing?

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