The Bird Show.

Crash, you may be the only one I can get any kind of sympathy out of at all on this.

Yesterday I'm driving down Windsor Parkway.

And it's about 5.5.30 or so, and there are three just stunning hotties.

Jogging, like southbound as I'm going northbound on Windsor.

So as any red, hot-blooded male would do, I start looking a little bit, probably looking

a little bit too hard, and they run by my car.

I start checking them out in my rearview mirror also.

And I'm so focused on them running the other way that I pulled my car too far over to the

right, and I ran it up on the sidewalk.

I love it.

So I'm asking, I know I'm not the only one that has done this kind of thing,

where you're checking somebody out just a little bit too much and a little bit too focused.

And you did some damage either to yourself or to your car.

This may just be a guy thing.

Good morning. You're on all the hits, Q100.

Yeah, I actually worked with a guy who had, had just bought a brand new car, and he was taking

one of the other guys I worked with for a ride, and there was two girls walking on the sidewalk,

and they honked the horn looking at them to wave.

About that time, they rear-ended, and he just about totaled his brand-new car.

And he told the cops and they got there

that the brakes went out and the guy said yeah actually I heard him blowing the horn he was like yeah

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