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Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, February 25 [Vault]

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The Bert Show

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🗓️ 25 February 2026

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, February 25 [Vault]

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0:00.0

Hey, the bird show.

0:01.7

We were going to have Jamie on earlier this morning, who is looking for a police officer that she met last week, that she would like to meet again.

0:13.2

Yeah, it was a traffic. It's going to be a traffic cop love loss and found.

0:17.2

Yeah. Same thing. I mean, we've done this for years and years now.

0:55.5

Yeah, because in any situation, regardless of where you are, you have a connection with somebody, some kind of chemistry, but for whatever reason, you end up leaving the situation without exchanging phone numbers. And so that's why we do love lost and found where you contact us. Let us know who the person was, the description, if you don't know their name, and where you were and everything. And we try to go to the Burt Show community and find that match and find the person. And in this case, it has to do with the traffic cop. Hey, Jamie. Hey, how are you? Good. How are you? I'm a little, I just got nervous all of a sudden. You did? You're cool. Okay, good Let's work on finding this cop for you, okay? Okay. All right, so... We didn't actually meet.

0:56.8

I haven't met.

0:57.9

We met. You did? You're cool. Okay, good. Let's work on finding this cop for you, okay? Okay. All right, so... We didn't actually meet.

0:56.9

We haven't met. We met through glass, so to speak. So, so he pulled you over then, right?

1:02.3

No, I was hoping he would catch my expired tags, but he was actually in front of my car.

1:08.1

All right, so what happened and where did all this happen? Okay, I Okay. I was coming home from a meeting. I had a business associate with me in my car,

1:15.8

so I couldn't really cat call or roll down the window and get a number.

1:21.3

Is that something you would normally do?

1:22.6

I was at the corner of Lennox Road in Piedmont, and I was taking a left.

1:27.2

And I was going to try to run the light. I was chuckling at Jessica's story this morning because I was going to do that, but I got stopped on the crosswalk. It turned red, and I look over to the right, and there's these two cops. You know, I think it was about 545, and it's like I think they were either showing up for work or, you know, like they direct traffic and make sure that people don't run the lights.

1:48.5

But I was sitting on the crosswalk, so I thought my first thought was, oh, I'm about to get fussed at.

1:53.3

And then we kind of locked eyes, and I smiled at him, and I looked at my friend Amy and I go, ooh, he's cute.

2:00.5

And then I think he read my lips because he kind of flashed like a million-dollar smile.

2:06.8

He was a very handsome.

2:07.9

And then I kind of, you know, backed up and let him, you know, cross to the other side of the street.

2:14.4

And so he's directing traffic and we were looking for a ring, but he had

2:19.3

those neon gloves on. So we were like, no. Those are hot. We all wear those in studio. He's

2:24.3

got in anything. So you can't tell if he's married or not because he's wearing those traffic

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