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Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, December 31 [Vault]

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The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 December 2025

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, December 31 [Vault]

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0:00.0

The Birch Show. A lot of guys woke up this morning in the dog house, big time. I'm probably listening right now. We're trying to help these guys out. From time to time, what we do is we put the Bert Show's idiots guides together. Like the last time we did it, it was for what? We did, well, the first time we did was for, to help Phil out, because he was traveling with his girlfriend for the first time. So traveling is a couple together for the first thing we did was for uh to help fill out because he was traveling

0:21.5

with his girlfriend for the first time so traveling is a couple together for the first time we've done

0:25.0

an idiot's guide for that um proposing proposing the idiot's guide to propose and we did that as well so it's just

0:31.4

a basic you know a list of things that you just kind of need to know in order to help you you know

0:36.2

do this to propose or to travel or whatever.

0:38.9

And in this case, it's give guys advice on how to get out of the doghouse.

0:42.3

So if we are putting the Burt Show's Idiot's Guide of Getting Out of the Dog House together for a guy because he forgot yesterday was Valentine's Day or he didn't make dinner reservations or he didn't get flowers or chocolate

0:56.2

or even acknowledged that it was Valentine's Day

0:58.6

what can a guy do this morning or this afternoon

1:02.6

to try to get out of the doghouse

1:04.1

and we'll put this list together

1:05.2

and we'll put it up on the website

1:06.4

but this has actually happened in Jen Hobby's case here before

1:09.0

not this year. No definitely not this year but in past, my husband actually forgot Valentine's Day one year. Can't do that? Yeah. You can't do that. Yeah, he did. He must have been on the road miles away and you guys weren't together at all. And he probably just got distracted, right? I don't know what it was, but it made me fear. It was probably one of the only times that I was ever ready to break up with him.

1:29.6

Really?

1:30.0

It was back when we were just dating.

1:32.3

We weren't engaged or married or anything, but I think it was maybe the second or third year that we were together.

1:37.5

I don't know.

1:38.1

They all blend together, but at this point.

1:40.5

But yeah, he totally forgot.

1:43.8

He did no card, no candle, no nothing.

1:48.5

Like zero zip zilch, like forgot the day ever even existed.

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