You're on the Bert Show.

Time to get buzzed on the hot goss from Hollywood with Abby.

It's the Bert Show's entertainment bus.

Bert, since you are so invested in the Taylor Swift universe now, and you are going to be

joining me on the live stream at 65pm on Instagram and Facebook talking about the new

Heights podcast, a Taylor Swift's new album, TS12, The Life life of a showgirl I thought it was only fitting that as the newest Swiftie in the

studio I induct you on behalf of all the Swifties and tell you and give you the Swiftie starter

pack so you can be ready for this album cycle. I am being knighted.

You are literally being knighted as a Taylor Swift fan.

I promised myself when I walked in the studio this morning, I wasn't going to cry.

First, the Georgia Radio Hall of Fame, then the ambassador at the Atlanta airport.

And now this. You are about to be knighted with the four sacred artifacts of Taylor Swiftiehood.

Today we gather here in this most hallowed space, the Burt Show studio, to welcome a brave soul into the order of the eternal swifties.

First I bestow upon you the sacred shirt of song.

Wear it with pride so the world may know you have pledged loyalty to the one true

lyrical queen.

This is the limited edition Tortured Poets Department t-shirt I got from the

promotions closet.

Okay.

You walked all the way down the hall and got that? No, Mikey. Mikey did. You didn't even do that. Okay. And the lyric on it says, I love you, it's ruining my life, which is just because that's the last shirt we had left in the promotion closet. I can wear this for the rest of the show. Yes, you can wear it. Okay, next one. Next. The pills of perpetual vigilance. The what?

The pills of perpetual vigilance. They're caffeine pills. Yeah, they're caffeine pills.

Give that bottle to Kristen. These are for the nights you must stay awake to decode cryptic Instagram posts.

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