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Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, March 3 [Vault]

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🗓️ 3 March 2026

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, March 3 [Vault]

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0:00.0

Hey, The Bird Show.

0:01.8

All right, Melissa, you want to explain exactly what raise your hands poll is. It's been up online now for a couple of days so we can talk about it. Well, it's basically we all submit some questions that might be uncomfortable for us here in the studio to answer. And so Tracy comes in and she asked the questions and we all raise our hands if it's a yes and we keep our hands down if it's a no because every

0:21.1

question is a yes or no question we also have a camera in studio and we're recording these answers

0:26.3

so uh tracy says on air how many people raise their hand and then that way you go online at all

0:31.4

the hits q and hunter dot com see the video and see exactly who raised their hand and uh now i guess we're

0:36.5

going to explain uh why we may have raised

0:38.9

their hands on some of these. Jeff was the first to come forward because we all swared on something

0:43.0

that we really care a lot for before we went into this thing that we were going to answer honestly

0:48.0

and Jeff was the first to come forward and say look I think I might have fudged on a couple of those.

0:52.8

And I don't even know why. Like, I think it's...

0:55.3

I don't know why. Well, I just felt bad. Like, the one that keeps coming to mind is if everybody was dangling from a cliff, would you save one before the other? And I didn't raise my hand. And the reality is, yeah. Like, my first thought was Wendy, because she's the youngest. and, you know, the smallest, the easiest one to fling over my shoulder.

1:13.9

I mean, if I'm going to save some... like my first thought was wendy because she's the youngest and you know the smallest the easiest one to

1:12.4

fling over my shoulder i mean if i'm going to save someone i really don't exert myself to be quite

1:16.8

honest with you you could use one hand and save both me and wendy at the same time just sweep you

1:20.8

both up and then uh like gulliver traveled dude what's the guy's name and then uh and then i thought

1:26.4

well carter what a crappy way to go

1:28.2

falling off a cliff

1:29.3

after you know

1:30.4

surviving years of kidney disease

1:32.2

and then a successful transplant

1:33.5

like that that would suck

1:35.2

so I thought about Carter

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