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Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, June 23 [Vault]

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

Comedy, News, Entertainment News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 June 2026

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, June 23 [Vault]

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0:00.0

Get it. The Bird Show.

0:01.7

This is just a little bit of the news piece that Fox 5 did on this kid Stephen Stafford.

0:07.4

13 years old.

0:09.2

Been at Morehouse College for two years now.

0:13.9

At 13 years old, Stephen Stafford is an accomplished pianist.

0:18.1

He's also in his second year at Morehouse College.

0:20.6

How many majors?

0:21.8

Um, three. Which are? Um, biology, computer science and mathematics. Now, he's going to tell you here in a couple of seconds, not only did he go to Morehouse at 11.

0:35.0

Wow. He's like, he's tutoring college students. I think that's hilarious. I want you to be in the mindset of a college student that you've hired a tutor. You don't know who it is. And you walk in the room and there's 11, 12 year old kid. And you're like, and you're 20. Where's your mom? Is your mom helping me out today? And Stephen says, no, I got you covered here. There's some guys standing in the library like four feet away from Stephen with this backpack on waiting for his tutor. And Stephen's like, hi, are you Carl? We're doing trigonometry, advanced and calculus. Have a seat. And he's like, looking for for ashton kutcher my ego wouldn't let me do it

1:13.9

i had friends that come by and go no it's just my little cousin hanging out with me in our house today

1:17.6

right uh stephen and his mom michelle are on the phone with us right now hey guys hey how are you this

1:23.5

morning um we're good. Yeah? Yeah.

1:28.1

So, Stephen, when in school did you realize that, you know what?

1:32.5

The work that I'm doing, you know, like as a 10-year-old, is just way too boring for me.

1:38.3

I need something more challenging.

1:40.6

I think I realized that when I was nine.

1:45.0

Nine.

1:46.0

Nine years old.

1:48.0

I didn't really know that I was advanced either.

1:52.0

My mother had tried to put me back in fourth grade with kids my age.

1:58.0

And it was too easy. Too easy.

2:01.9

And then I realized, hey, wait, I shouldn't be here.

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