Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, July 8
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 8 July 2025
⏱️ 42 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is The Bird Show. |
| 0:02.5 | Time to get buzzed on the hot goss from Hollywood with Abby. |
| 0:06.8 | It's the bird show's entertainment bus. |
| 0:09.1 | As a performer, I can't imagine anything worse. |
| 0:13.2 | I cannot imagine anything worse than standing in front of a stadium-sized group of people |
| 0:18.3 | and hearing booze. |
| 0:20.2 | No matter what I was doing, Well, call her daddy host, Alex |
| 0:23.3 | Cooper. Had some event in Chicago. Actually, one of my friends was up there. And I guess she got invited |
| 0:28.3 | to seeing the national anthem at Wrigley Field for a Cubs game. It was the seventh inning stretch. |
| 0:33.9 | The seventh inning stretch. Oh, sorry, take me out to the ballgame. I was like, she did what? |
| 0:38.2 | Yeah. |
| 0:38.3 | She did like some like, she did take me out to the ballgame with a group of friends who were on the field and a couple of seconds into it. |
| 0:45.2 | She starts getting booed and the booze last probably about a minute. |
| 0:50.0 | Here's a clip from the performance. |
| 0:52.2 | Take me out to the ball performance. Take me out to the ball again. |
| 0:56.4 | Take me out to the crowd. |
| 1:00.5 | Far me some peanuts and cracker jack. |
| 1:04.9 | I don't care. |
| 1:06.9 | Never come back. |
| 1:08.3 | So, rude, rude for the cubbies. |
| 1:12.9 | If they don't win, it's a shame. |
| 1:17.1 | So it's one, two, three strikes your round. |
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