The Bird Show

Cassie needs to rent a Karen

and she might not have to look too far.

Yes, you know how to rent a cop is a thing?

I want to rent a Karen

and there is someone inside the house

who I think is a, you know,

a burgeoning Karen who can help me out here

and that would be Abby.

Because your family has called you out

for being like a pre-caron, right?

They think I have like the equivalent of like pre-diabetes.

I have like pre-karen syndrome.

You're not there yet, but you might want to watch your sugar intake.

P-KS.

They're a K-I-T.

You're a Karen and trainee.

Yes.

Well, I'm trying not to be. They have seen some burgeoning Karen traits and they're a little bit worried that I'm going to become like a raging woman with a Kate Gossin haircut at some point.

Which all of us in here, you told us those situations.

Y'all can go listen to it on the Burt Show podcast, but we decided you're not a Karen.

You were in the right.

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