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The Bert Show

Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, July 1

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

News, Comedy, Entertainment News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2025

⏱️ 19 minutes

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Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, July 1

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0:00.0

This is the bird show.

0:02.5

Isn't it infuriating when you had roommates when you went to go to the fridge?

0:07.8

It's something you were thinking about eating like for 24 hours.

0:11.3

Maybe it was Chinese leftovers or whatever and you're like,

0:13.6

craving that and you go to the fridge and your roommate ate them.

0:18.8

That's a fight.

0:19.8

That's a fight.

0:20.5

Absolutely.

0:20.9

Same thing happens here in the office, right?

0:22.9

You have something?

0:23.8

You want to eat?

0:24.7

You go to the fridge and a

0:26.8

coworker has eaten it.

0:28.8

It's no different than in your house.

0:30.7

There you are craving that one thing.

0:33.3

You go to the fridge, it's gone.

0:35.4

How can it be rectified?

0:36.5

Kristen and Bart have tension over this.

0:38.9

I was so serious about this.

0:40.3

I put this in my vows when we got married.

0:43.2

I kid you not.

0:44.4

I had like very sweet bows and my little jovial punch was like, like, yes, all that,

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