Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, February 17 [Vault]
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 17 February 2026
⏱️ 25 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The First Show. |
| 0:01.0 | Brandon called us and he has fallen in love with his roommate. |
| 0:05.0 | So we've been roommates for about two years now. |
| 0:07.0 | I don't know, I just, I guess because we just spent so much time together and I really get to see who she is behind the scenes. |
| 0:14.0 | Every girl I go out with that, man, this girl's great, but I see myself comparing them to her. |
| 0:19.0 | I find her attractive, I guess she finds me attractive. |
| 0:22.0 | But it's one of those, like, she's always had a boyfriend. And then we just slowly, I just got, really got to know her. And I'm, man, she really is a cool person, you know? I don't want to be the rebound guy. You know, I feel like if I don't say something that she's going to, someone's going to steal her. At first, I think it was more of just a crush |
| 0:38.2 | because we really just hung out a lot again. |
| 0:40.1 | I really got to know her, but man, I really love this girl, but I'm afraid that I don't want to blow the friendship. So we talked to Brandon a little bit, and the women of the bird show and the women in the bird show community said, look, there are probably things she's been doing over the last couple of years |
| 0:54.5 | that may give you an indicator if she's into her or not. |
| 0:57.6 | And some of those, like Wendy said, |
| 0:59.2 | was if she cuddles up next to you on the couch |
| 1:00.7 | while you guys are watching a movie. |
| 1:01.9 | Maybe she has a blanket or a pillow |
| 1:03.9 | or she leaves her door cracked |
| 1:05.9 | so you can peek in. |
| 1:07.3 | She's flashier when she's getting changed |
| 1:09.5 | for using the toilet. Right. |
| 1:15.2 | Does she wear cute pajamas around the house and care about what she looks like? |
| 1:18.0 | Or does she just like slop around in old sweats and no makeup? Does she posture up? |
| 1:19.2 | Does she sit in cool positions to maybe accentuate her booty? |
| 1:24.4 | I think Melissa said it yesterday. |
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