Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, August 26
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 26 August 2025
⏱️ 40 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bert Show. |
| 0:01.1 | You wants to know why he got ghosted. |
| 0:02.6 | Everything was great. We'll try to get him some answers here in just a couple of seconds. Abby, I'm a little surprised that when I woke up this morning, because I promised I wasn't going to watch it live, but maybe today, that that Love Island reunion was last night. But there's been like a real lack of, at least where I'm at, lack of headlines of explosiveness that I thought there would be this morning. I'm also shocked because I was up late editing my podcast so I didn't have time to watch it. And I was like, oh, well, surely there will be something I can talk about, watch a couple of clips. And it's just been like radio silent online. Nothing. So weird. Even Rebecca hasn't watched it yet. And Rebecca's the number one love island stand. You would think that those that did, if like crazy ass things happened, we know about it. There's been nothing. It must have been like kind of wren. Yeah. All right, Stuart here is confused. Here we are talking about dating apps and we're talking about confused guys and dating and this might have been perfectly placed this morning. |
| 0:54.9 | Hey, Stuart, you got ghosted and you can't figure out why, and you want our help to figure it out for you. |
| 1:00.7 | Yeah, that's right. I would definitely like to figure out why I haven't heard from her. |
| 1:06.0 | Okay, what's up? |
| 1:07.8 | Well, I met her on a dating app, and we talked for about a week, and we were bonding over our love of live music and food trucks, and we thought we'd go out on a date, and I suggested this great place, a trendy outdoor food truck park where we could try different things, grab drinks, listen to the local band |
| 1:30.1 | that was playing. They were super good. And I thought the conversation flowed great. She laughed a |
| 1:38.1 | lot. We shared food. And she even suggested we grabbed dessert together at the end of the night. |
| 1:44.3 | And honestly, from my perspective, there were no awkward silences. |
| 1:48.4 | I thought we had chemistry. |
| 1:50.4 | And I even walked her to her car and she gave me a big hug goodbye, said she had a good time. |
| 1:54.7 | And I fully expected to hear from her again. |
| 1:58.3 | But since then, she hasn't responded to any of my texts. |
| 2:02.9 | And I can't figure out what I did wrong. |
| 2:05.7 | Well, I mean, out the gate, like initially listening, |
| 2:07.9 | it sounds like you curated the date. |
| 2:11.1 | Yeah. |
| 2:11.8 | With, like, as far as your likes, |
| 2:13.4 | the fact that you bonded over live music and food trucks. |
| 2:16.3 | So you're like, why not go to a food truck park and, you know, with live music? So it seems like you had the right setup. You can't think of anything conversation wise. Anything that may have happened between you guys arriving at the food trucks to the to when you departed. and a friendly hug i'm not even going to dismiss |
| 2:36.1 | the hug because i don't think like a first like a kiss is necessary on the first date so i don't |
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