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The Bert Show

Full Show PT 3: Thursday, May 22

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

News, Comedy, Entertainment News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2025

⏱️ 31 minutes

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0:00.0

The Bird Show. If you have ever had a relationship with a Sugar Daddy, I've got questions for you. I don't want to judge. This is strictly educational. I'll explain in a second. But if you are open to answering some of my questions I have about Sugar Daddy's, 1-855 Bird Show. In the meantime, I told you guys, I'm obsessed right now. The first thing that I do

0:22.4

in the morning now when I wake up is I see how that dude sailing with Phoenix on Instagram is doing.

0:32.6

Which we now know is the name of the cat. Right. I didn't even realize that at the time.

0:36.5

But I have so much anxiety when I'm watching it,

0:39.8

and now I'm really nervous for this guy.

0:42.3

If you don't know who he is, I think it's the best watch on Instagram right now.

0:47.1

Here's his story.

0:48.5

My name is Oliver, and in 10 days, I'm going to cross the Pacific Ocean alone.

0:53.8

Three years ago, I was diagnosed with

0:56.7

a condition called Clippel Field Syndrome. What it is is a spinal disorder, so I've got a loose

1:01.1

spine, and I do run the risk of going paralyzed from the neck down. And that reality kind of

1:06.6

shook up my world. I became incredibly aware of my mortality and I grew to absolutely despise

1:13.6

my job and the corporate machine. I quit my job rather abruptly with the goal of sailing around the world with no plan.

1:22.6

A week after quitting my job, I liquidated my 401k. Two weeks after that, I purchased a sailboat. About a month

1:29.6

after that, I started sailing without knowing how to sail. Fast forward a year, I've learned to sail,

1:36.2

and I've done an extensive refit on my boat for the past five months. And now, in 10 days,

1:42.9

we are crossing the Pacific Ocean. I say we I mean my cat

1:46.5

and I it's a crazy feeling it's a absolutely crazy feeling I love this guy on so many different

1:52.8

levels right so he's really finding his purpose he quits his job he starts to learn how to sail a boat in Oregon in rivers and lakes and stuff like that.

2:03.8

And the first time he's out in the open water is going to Hawaii.

2:07.2

And there's so much about this guy that fascinates me because he's got, he's doing something that scares me to death.

2:13.9

And it's not the sailing part.

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