Full Show PT 3: Thursday, March 20

The Bert Show

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4.1 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2025

⏱️ 48 minutes

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0:00.0	Hi, I'm Jeff Wayne, and my musical version of The War of the Worlds is returning to arenas this March in April with the Spirit of Man Tour.
0:09.0	For me, standing on stage, conducting world-class artists and musicians, surrounded by breathtaking technology, is nothing short of magical.
0:19.0	It's more than a show. It's a battle against the Martians,
0:22.5	and I'd love you to be part of the adventure.
0:24.9	See you there.
0:30.3	The Bert Show.
0:33.5	Do you want to use Kristen's forehead as a billboard?
0:38.1	Use my forehead to make a statement of your choice.
0:41.1	Yeah, I said that.
0:42.6	1-855 Birchow.
0:44.5	Let's give you the origin story first, and then we'll take your calls because it's going to cost you more than $500.
0:50.9	So yesterday, Kristen and I went and met for a drink before we hung out with our Birx Big Adventure family and Andy Grammer.
1:00.1	And I took a selfie and before I posted the selfie, I looked at Kristen's picture.
1:06.7	And she just looked so youthful, honestly.
1:10.4	I mean...
1:11.0	Not bad for a 45-year-old, hey.
1:12.6	Dang, dude, you look like you're 43.
1:16.9	I'll take it!
1:18.1	I'll take it!
1:18.7	Not a day over 42.
1:20.3	I think it's a whole bunch of things coming together right now.
1:23.5	You've been taking your health more seriously.
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