The Bird Show. I'll admit it. I'm a little bit broken. I am broken from reality TV shows because of secret lives of Mormon wives. I'm broken. I haven't even been able to watch the last four episodes because I'm so just frustrated and it's just such a waste of time. So I've been like, I am just like not open to any of them except and there was the saving grace of love on the spectrum.

Oh, it's so wholesome.

It's so wholesome and it's so good, right?

And it fills your soul.

But Abby has had this idea she wants to be on a reality TV show.

So she's locked in on Farmer once a wife.

She thinks my tractor sexy. Yeah. TV show, so she's locked in on Farmer Once a Wife.

So there's got to be like do's sexy if you want to be on a reality TV show. You would think so. And I don't even know how one gets on these. I don't know where they find some of these crazies that come on the show. But I am determined to prove that I am one of the crazies that deserves to be on reality TV. But off the year I asked you, like, this is not like Temptation Island with farmers.

Oh my God, no.

You think I would get cast for Temptation or Love Island?

I don't have enough lip filler for that.

No, but the farmer version, yes.

The farmer version for sure.

Temptation Farm.

Yes.

Temptation Farm. Station for! I think I am just enough of attemptress to rock a sundress and be the type of person to rock it on the show.

So Sandra Petco Colazo here is not only a casting director, but the head of casting at Cornwell.

It sounds so real.

She-she.

Cornwell Colato casting.

And she is the supervising casting director on Farmer Once-A-Wife.

Now, we've got to be really careful here because she can't give you an unfair advantage when you're filling out apps and sending in reels and stuff like that.

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