Full Show PT 3: Thursday, January 22 [Vault]
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 22 January 2026
⏱️ 42 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show. |
| 0:01.5 | I'm guessing one of the butterfly kisses, moments that you never forget is the first time that your kid laid down his first or her first curse word, cuss word. |
| 0:09.9 | I thought you and States you were going to eliminate the profanities in La Casa. |
| 0:13.7 | Well, I guess when you're a parent, you just kind of forget there. |
| 0:16.8 | I mean, it's been so, we throw it around so often that I thought we were doing a pretty good job of monitoring and editing ourselves, but I guess we're not. You said, like, right when he was born, like when he, like six months older, I remember you came in here and said that you were actually very proud of yourselves because you eliminated it. I thought we were doing pretty well. Not so much, huh? Which bombs do you drop the most often? |
| 0:38.3 | The S.H. |
| 0:38.7 | bomb? |
| 0:39.9 | I don't know. |
| 0:40.7 | I really don't. |
| 0:41.4 | I thought we had a pretty good handle on it. |
| 0:42.9 | I really don't know. When you're mad at Stacey, what do you call her? There are so many. I guess we must be dropping the F-bomb around the house fairly often, |
| 0:54.9 | although I don't really |
| 0:56.9 | recall doing it, but... |
| 0:59.4 | When did Hayden drop it? And where, more importantly? |
| 1:02.9 | 404-741-105. Oh, you'll remember the first time your kid ever cussed in public. For us, |
| 1:10.3 | it was a, it's a sweet little story of being in a silent movie theater for Chicken Little last week. |
| 1:16.3 | Oh, no. |
| 1:17.6 | Oh, this is good. |
| 1:18.8 | When we're watching Chicken Little, and I'm sitting in one seat, and Hayden, our three-year-old, is in between us. |
| 1:32.0 | And he's barely even heavy enough now to keep the seat weighted down. |
| 1:37.2 | I actually have to keep my hand on the seat or it bounces back and he falls into the crease between the cushion and the back of it, you know? |
| 1:38.9 | Oh, that's great. |
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