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The Bert Show

Full Show PT 3: Thursday, February 19 - BBA EDITION

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

Comedy, Entertainment News, News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 February 2026

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Full Show PT 3: Thursday, February 19 - BBA EDITION

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0:00.0

Get it, the bird show.

0:02.1

Look, I haven't had to get up this early in three months, so I'm just like the first hour. I'm guzzling coffee, just guzzling it. And it's having zero effect on me, and I'm like, how is this possible? And before I realized that I've been drinking decaf. No, you have not. Decaf is stupid. You've been drinking decaf this entire time. I'm like, why is this not working? Dude, I'm on my second cappuccino.

0:23.5

I'm over here like, you.

0:24.7

I'm'm like, why is this not working?

0:22.2

Dude, I'm on my second cappuccino. I'm over here like, you. You're getting like espresso and stuff? Yeah. Okay. That's next. Welcome to Burt's Big Adventure 2026. We have been spending a good amount of time this morning also. So this kind of new for us, is bringing back Burke's Big Adventure kids from previous years.

0:39.7

Because believe it or not, they grow up. And they

0:42.5

have these really great success stories. Which is beautiful to watch them grow up, even though

0:46.5

it is. You do make us feel old because we picture you on the trip that we were on. So, yeah,

0:52.8

that's the only like side effect for us is you make us feel like old geysers, but it's still a beautiful thing. And for whatever reason, Jennifer, you are, this, you are the prime example for me of what Kristen is saying. It's like, I have you frozen at like seven years old. So when I heard you were coming on today and you had just bought a house, I'm like, what irresponsible loaner gave a seven-year-old a house? But it's so good to have you back. I'm happy to be back. How old were you when you went on the trip? Six years old. Six years old. And that was how long ago? I'm not good at math. I don't know. 2007. 2007. And she has been so proactive of coming back and hanging out and helping out. Now we had one mic ready for you, but you were rolling four deep this morning. Sorry. Sorry. Don't apologize, man. The more, the merrier you're here. So tell us what's been going on in your life. I just bought a house.

1:45.0

Homeboldened!

1:46.7

All right. Congrats. Thank you. It's really stressful. Is it? What's so stressful about it?

1:53.8

Having to pay for it. Exactly. Yeah. It's kind of a big responsibility. I'd say. But it's a, it's a

1:59.2

milestone. Now, because you are in a wheelchair, Jennifer,

2:02.6

was there something specific you were looking for when you were looking for your first house?

2:07.0

Yes, I wanted it to be one story. So it's just something flat. That way I can go around because,

2:12.8

yes, I can walk, but there's also times where we have accidents and, you know, I break my arm,

2:17.2

break my leg,

2:17.9

and I need to be wheelchair accessible. Gotcha. Okay, wait a second. So let's not just go right by that. What do you mean you break your arm and break your leg? How are those things happening? I'm clumsy, if all. All right, fair enough. Okay. I'm fragile. She's like your son on a scooter, okay? Okay, hopefully you're a little better than that.

2:34.9

So what else have you been doing?

2:36.2

So you have to pay for this house.

2:37.7

So what have you been doing? She's like your son on a scooter, okay? Okay, hopefully you're a little better than that.

2:35.0

So what else have you been doing?

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