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The Bert Show

Full Show PT 3: Monday, November 25

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

News, Comedy, Entertainment News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 November 2024

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Full Show PT 3: Monday, November 25

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0:00.0

Yes! I just can't believe it!

0:02.7

This time tomorrow, you could be a millionaire.

0:05.3

Get your lotto ticket for tonight's draw.

0:07.1

The National Lottery. Rules and procedures apply.

0:08.9

Players must be 18 or over.

0:10.4

Today is the day we tune out the noise about health,

0:13.4

the confusion and the misinformation,

0:15.6

how many grams of protein, how much sleep, how many steps a day.

0:19.6

Today, we can see the truth of what's happening inside our own bodies in real time.

0:25.7

Use Lingo to monitor your glucose and see what works for your unique metabolism.

0:30.8

Lingo, your body has the answers.

0:34.9

Lingo is not for medical use and is intended for users 18 years and older.

0:37.6

Lingo is a mark of Abbott.

0:42.8

Here, Bertia.

0:44.0

All right, so he is trapped in the weeds, or maybe it's a she, in that friend zone.

0:48.7

And is it even possible to get out?

0:50.6

I feel like we get this email quite a bit.

0:52.4

Kristen's got it.

0:53.2

All right, so she goes, I could really use some advice about a situation that's been on my mind.

0:58.1

Recently, a friend from college asked me on a date.

1:01.7

I was pretty taken aback because I've never seen him in that way.

1:05.1

Honestly, I was so surprised that I ignored his text.

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