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The Bert Show

Full Show PT 3: Monday, March 30 [Vault]

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

Comedy, Entertainment News, Society & Culture, News

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 March 2026

⏱️ 40 minutes

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 Full Show PT 3: Monday, March 30 [Vault]

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0:00.0

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0:22.8

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0:28.6

get it the bird show what a shi a thing to do jen come on i was trying to be your ringman

0:35.9

we're in the halls for the last two hours or whatever and I've been doing a show with these guys for four and a half hours. And you walk in the door and 30 seconds before that she tells me to have some big leaf in my teeth. That's not nice. It's a setup, man. She could have told me that at 7.30 this morning. It, it wasn't the setup. Was it a lie or true?

0:55.0

No, it was true. He really did have stuff in his teeth. But I didn't see it until just when you were walking in the door. But I would say that's very nice of her, isn't it? See. Yeah, but you could have told me four hours ago, now it's stuck in my nail. I didn't see it before. How are you today?

1:10.8

I'm all right.

1:11.8

Thank you very much.

1:12.7

You just drove in from Florida, huh?

1:14.5

Yes, we got right on the bus from the show. I fell asleep in my fishnets. Nice, okay. And then I rolled off the bus this morning. That'll leave some good marks. Yeah. It's broken and roll.

1:30.4

Yeah, I think all girls have done that before.

1:33.5

You wake up with the panty hose marks, but the fish nets, it's extra special. You have to.

1:34.7

Is that how your schedule is?

1:37.5

Yes, and it has been for over a year and a half.

1:41.5

Is that the one thing that you weren't expecting when you started,

1:45.1

you know, like in the industry? Because you've been doing music for a while, but now we're

1:47.7

talking mainstream stuff. Well, actually, to be honest, I was quite disciplined on my own in New York. Yeah,

1:53.4

so I used to play shows once or twice a week. And then when I wasn't playing shows, I was hustling

1:58.9

record labels, or I was doing showcases, or was hustling record labels, or I was doing

2:01.0

showcases, or I was making flyers, or I used to go go dance to make extra cash to pay for

2:07.1

demos and things.

2:07.9

So I always, like, was so fearless and wanted it so bad.

2:14.5

And now it's just great because I get to do what I love every day and of course I get tired

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