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Full Show PT 3: Monday, July 6 [Vault]

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The Bert Show

Comedy, Entertainment News, Society & Culture, News

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 July 2026

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Full Show PT 3: Monday, July 6 [Vault]

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0:00.0

The Bird Show

0:01.0

It was a couple of weeks ago that Matthew Dwyer came in here from Healthy Trim,

0:04.6

and Healthy Trim is that all-natural diet supplement that I endorse for these guys

0:08.8

that I really, really believe in, and I've seen it work for my friends, my family,

0:13.8

my wife is three pounds away from her goal weight right now being on Healthy Trim,

0:18.9

and Matthew came in here weeks ago and he made a

0:22.5

really cool offer for Bert's Big Adventure. We chose 10 Bert's, um, Bert Show listeners that really

0:30.7

wanted to lose weight. And Matthew made the offer look. I'm going to give, um, $50 Burt's Big Adventure for every pound of weight loss that these 10

0:42.5

Bert Show listeners lose.

0:44.3

So we were doing the math in here, man, we're thinking, I mean, if we get really committed

0:48.0

Bert Show listeners to do this, I mean, we're talking about maybe $60,000 of a donation for Bert's Big Adventure.

0:55.8

So that, you know, Matthew, I mean, that's his goal. He's so competitive that he's like, what's the largest? Got to be the biggest. Yeah. Who's the largest fundraiser you ever had in your life? I can beat that. So he went with 60 grand, all right? So we chose 10 people. I hope you're using your time wisely and trying to find somebody between the start of this contest and now to donate like a hundred grand.

1:14.3

Because if you've been... So we chose 10 people. I hope you're using your time wisely and trying to find somebody between the start of this contest and now to donate like 100 grand.

1:14.3

Because if Matthew always wants to be the biggest, you just keep getting bigger.

1:17.1

Right, right, right.

1:18.1

So HealthyTrim really did, and we got, what, 800 different emails from people that wanted to be in on this?

1:25.6

868 contestants on top of 1,300 people that bought in two days.

1:29.9

So those were different.

1:30.8

So everyone's interested, but yes, 868 entries in 48 hours.

1:35.3

So initially we talked about some of the contestants that we're going to be involved in this.

1:40.8

And some have done really great.

1:42.0

Others, I'll be totally and completely honest with you

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